Snowflakeskeepfallingonmyhead

galehawthorne:

isn’t your first birthday technically your second

epic-humor:

Wi-Fighting

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.

(Source: illshowyoumadness)

jonnovstheinternet:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

“What does a snake wear to the beach?
A pythong.”

(Source: earth-song)

collegehumor:

Rude Broccoli Flipping You Off at Dinner

Man, that broccoli is really steamed about something.

skinnyocean:

If she likes 1D, make sure it’s yours.

ohelloclaire:

the last paragraph though

deanwinchesterwantsthecass:

now-then-mardy-butt:

stillwatersofconsciousness:

you are literally always clapping, just sometimes with really long pauses

MY LIFE IS CONFUSING ENOUGH I DID NOT NEED THIS